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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? (Egg Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
  3. What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
  4. I was watching the Boston Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed as a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought:…”This’ll be interesting.” (Egg Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
  5. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing alpine skier?… Because they’ve both been beaten. (Skiing Jokes)
  6. I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  7. A scientist tried to make gum out of eggs… It was an egg spearmint.
  8. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  10. Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
  11. What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?… Eggs! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  12. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  13. Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  14. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  15. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Elephant Jokes)
  16. This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.
  17. How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes Ghost Jokes)
  18. Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  20. What is an eggs favorite tree?… A y-oak tree! (Tree Jokes)
  21. What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes)
  22. Don’t put all my eggs in one basket?… Nice try, basket industry.
  23. What did one egg say to another?… Your yolks crack me up