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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? (Egg Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
- I was watching the Boston Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed as a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought:…”This’ll be interesting.” (Egg Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
- Why are scrambled eggs like a losing alpine skier?… Because they’ve both been beaten. (Skiing Jokes)
- I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
- A scientist tried to make gum out of eggs… It was an egg spearmint.
- What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
- What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?… Eggs! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
- Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Elephant Jokes)
- This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.
- How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Mom Jokes)
- What is an eggs favorite tree?… A y-oak tree! (Tree Jokes)
- What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes)
- Don’t put all my eggs in one basket?… Nice try, basket industry.
- What did one egg say to another?… Your yolks crack me up