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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mother’s Day jokes.
  2. Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  3. What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  4. Sunday school teacher: Tell me, do you say prayers before eating?… Student: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
  5. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  6. Mom, what is it like to have the best child in the world?… I don’t know, go ask your grandparents. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  7. What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?… Mums. (Flower Jokes for Kids)
  8. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your mom and she gets mad. (July Knock Knock Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  9. A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’ (Police Jokes for Kids)
  10. A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids / Jokes for Teachers / Cat Jokes)
  11. Jackson is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.” His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.” A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?” With a frown on his face, Fred answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.” The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?” Fred replied, “My father doesn’t like her.” (Father’s Day Jokes)
  12. Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?… Larry. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?… Because their kids have to play inside! (Kangaroo Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  14. What did the mother pine tree say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.” (Tree Jokes)
  15. Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. (Fishing Jokes for Kids)
  16. What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!” (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  17. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  18. What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?… “We’re gonna have a BB!” (Baby Jokes)
  19. Son: Why is a computer so smart?… Mom: It listens to its motherboard. (Computer Jokes)
  20. Dad: Why did you chop the joke book in half? Son: Mom said to cut the comedy. (Book Jokes)
  21. Mom #1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning? Mom #2: I just put the cat on the bed. Mom #1: How does that help?Mom #2:: The dog’s already there. (Dog jokes for Kids & Napping Jokes)
  22. How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?… It was way past its threadtime! (Napping Jokes)
  23. Son: I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all. Dad: How do you know? Son: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer. (Father’s Day Jokes)