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  1. Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  2. What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?… An alarm cluck!
  3. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. Why did the swimmer go back in time?… Because he was doing the backstroke! (Swimming Jokes)
  5. How many climate skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
  6. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second! (Gymnastics Jokes)
  7. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  8. Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?… Because he was pressed for time. (Coffee Jokes)
  9. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
  10. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes)
  11. At what time do most people go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30).
    When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty-too (2:32).
  12. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds. (180 School Jokes)
  13. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Top Sandwich Day Jokes)
  14. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand.
  15. What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!” (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  16. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.
  17. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Top Psychology Jokes)
  18. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  19. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)
  20. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  21. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one!
  22. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!
  23. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  24. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  25. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  26. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Top Leap Year Jokes)
  27. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  28. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog!
  29. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters! (Top Jokes for Each Month)
  30. How many months have 28 days?… All of them! (Top Jokes for Each Month)
  31. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!
  32. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  33. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  34. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  35. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months! (Top Jokes for Each Month)
  36. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball  team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)