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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best back to school jokes.
- “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds (Labor Day Jokes & 4th of July Jokes / Back to School Jokes)
- I tried being a teacher… but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Jokes for Teachers & Principal Jokes)
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the teacher!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What did one ghost teacher say to the students on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.” (Halloween Jokes for Teachers & Ghost Jokes)
- Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
- What do you give a bee on the first day of class?… A Sylla-buzz. (180 School Jokes & Jokes for the 1st day of School)
- How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (Octopus Jokes)
- Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn’t do my summer reading or summer work. (180 School Jokes)
- The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?… Hiss tory. (US History Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school?… Their princi-PAL. (Principal Jokes)
- I show up at the beginning of each school year with a full pencil box and an empty head. (Pencil Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a teacher on the 1st day of school and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Teacher Jokes & Train Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? Can’t we have one more day of summer? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock Knock…Who is there?… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, Kiss your mom good-bye! (Teacher Jokes)
- Where do math teachers like to go on summer vacation?… Times Square! (New York Jokes & Math Jokes)
- Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon on the 1st day of school… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
- The first day of school wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school…. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Who was in charge of the school during summer vacation?… The rulers.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4 ! B-4 who?… B-4 you go to bed, pick your clothes for the 1st day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)