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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about alligators.
- What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?… One will see you later, and one will see you in a while.
- Restaurant Waiter: May I help you? Alligator: Yes, do you serve people here? Restaurant Waiter: Yes, of course we do. Alligator: Great. I’d like one with a side of ketchup please. (Ketchup Jokes)
- Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there’s an increased chance that… …they will see you later! (Grandparent Jokes & Retirement Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator that parties before a [sport] game?… A tail-gater. (101 Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call your alligator when it’s your best friend?.. A pal-igator.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?… An Investigator.
- What do you call a crocodile with GPS?… A Navi-gator. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest alligator is 15 feet 9 inches? (Watermelon Jokes)
- What is an alligator’s favorite drink?… Gator-Ade. (Florida Jokes)
- Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of crocodilian works in a sandwich shop?… A deli-gator. (Career Blogs)
- I was going to cook an alligator for dinner… But realized I only had a croc pot.
- An alligator asked an electric eel, “Hey, can I touch you?” Electric eel: “Yes, but I’d have to charge you.”
- If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he’s a crocodile… There’s a good chance he’s in da-nile! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling?… An Alley-gator. (Bowling Jokes)
- What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?… Goes to a re-tail store. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Why was everyone afraid of the alligator lawyer?… He was an amazing liti-gator. (Lawyer Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?… An Instigator.
- Did you hear about the alligator who became president?… He was a great dele-gator. (Presidents Jokes & Election Jokes)
- What’s better than a crocodile?… An alli-greator.
- What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?… A traitor.
- What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?… A navigator. (Career Blogs)
- Why shouldn’t you play cards with a alligator?… You’ll lose each hand.
- What type of floor do alligators install in their bathrooms?… Rep-tiles.
- What do you call an alligator who loves watering his plants?… An irrigator. (Flower Jokes)
- What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?… Croc-amole. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- The average life expectancy of alligators is about 50 years… So there is no rush, you indeed can see it later.
- Why are alligators long and green?… Because if they were short and green, they would be leprechaun. (Leprechaun Jokes)
- What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?… A crookadile. (Police Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crowd around him?… A congregator.
- What is it called when an alligator has brain damage?… A reptile disfunction. (Doctor Jokes)
- What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?… Please move, I need to get bayou. (Louisiana Jokes)
- Why should you never ever play Texas hold’em with a crocodile?… You will literally lose every hand. (Texas Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?… A fumigator. (Career Blogs)
- What do alligators order at coffee shoppes?… Jaw-va.(Coffee Jokes)
- Why don’t alligators like fast food?… It’s too hard to catch. (Fast Food Jokes)
- Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?”… Ron A. Way. (Book Jokes)
- How does an alligator smell?… With it’s nose!
- Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows?… She was a snappy dresser.
- What’s the difference between a dog and a alligator?… The dog’s bark is worst than his bite… (Dog Jokes)
- How does an alligator taste?… With it’s mouth just like you do!
- What’s the similarity between a alligator and an old computer?.. They both have bytes. (Computer Jokes)
- What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?… A tail-gater.
- What kind of pet to alligators have?… Alley Cats. (Cat Jokes)
- Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?… It’s filled with liti-gators. (Lawyer Jokes)
- What’s worse than a big, hungry alligator chasing you?… Two big, hungry alligators chasing you.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about alligators?
- What do alligators call slow people?… Dinner.