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Pi Day Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Pi Day jokes.
  2. One day I told a psychiatrist that pi wasn’t real… She said I was being irrational. (Psychology Jokes)
  3. If today is really Pi Day… it would never end.
  4. What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.”
  5. You know what they say about Pi Day… It really is an irrational holiday. (March Jokes)
  6. Why do people get so excited about Pi Day?… I don’t know, it’s completely irrational.
  7. Never talk to pi… He’ll go on forever.
  8. What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?… Pi-Lingual. (World Geography Jokes)
  9. A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook… They called it “Pi A La Mode.” (Pie Jokes)
  10. Simple as 3.141592…
  11. Customer: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?” Waiter: “No sir, it will be round!” (Pizza Jokes Geometry Jokes)
  12. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a Pi Day pie?… 3.14. (Pie Jokes)
  13. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi. (Dessert Jokes / Math Jokes / Back to School Jokes for Kids)
  14. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  15. Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
  16. I started memorizing the digits of pi… Then I realized it was irrational.
  17. What is the official tree of Pi Day?… A Pi-ne tree. (Tree Jokes)
  18. Apologies, but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational.
  19. Pi Day Pickup Line: Are you 3.14?… Because you’re infinitely perfect.
  20. The local pie shop almost never closes… It’s 22/7. (Pie Jokes)
  21. On a scale from 1-10 my pain seems to always be Pi… It may be a low level but it goes on forever. (Doctor Jokes)
  22. What’s the best way to celebrate Pi Day?… With a slice of the pi(e). (Pie Jokes)
  23. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Snake Jokes)
  24. How many stars did the movie critic give to Life of Pi?… 3.14159 stars. (Movie Jokes)