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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
- Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes & Career Blogs)
- I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months.
- FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Fall Jokes)
- Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time. (Election Jokes)
- I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work. (Labor Day Jokes)
- SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes…(Spring Jokes)
- My grandma got a new hearing aid. “It was $5,” she said. “What kind is it?” I asked. “Ten-o-clock.” (Grandparent Jokes)
- My book on clocks finally arrived… It’s about time. (Book Jokes)
- I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
- How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Native American said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
- I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
- Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
- “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
- Fall Daylight Savings: I was going to set all my clocks back for Daylight Saving… but I couldn’t find the time.
- Fall Daylight Savings: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it. (Napping Jokes)
- Time travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour. (Spring Jokes)
- My clock was really tense about falling back for Daylight Savings… I guess you could say he was all wound up.
- What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial. (Sun Jokes)
- Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much?
- Which bank does the sun go to?… Daylight Savings. (Sun Jokes)
- Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it. (Psychology Jokes)