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Celebrate Independence Day with some family 4th of July jokes.
More 4th of July Jokes… & Top 10 4th of July Jokes
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 4th of July jokes.
- How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the harbor! (4th of July Jokes & Tea Jokes)
- “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds (Labor Day Jokes & 4th of July Jokes / Back to School Jokes)
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes / Music Jokes / Dance Jokes)
- What’s the best rated flag?… The US, it has fifty stars! (Flag Day Jokes)
- What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA! (Tea Jokes)
- Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in Boston Harbor. (4th of July Jokes & Tea Jokes)
- What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still in da pendant.
- What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE! (4th of July Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes / Iced Tea Jokes / Tea Jokes)
- What band do trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band. ((365 Music Jokes / Music Jokes / Tree Jokes)
- Do you know why Americans never knock?… Because freedom rings.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Independence Day! (Barber Jokes)
- What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
- There was one little boy in the teacher’s class who really struggled to learn. One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn’t know. The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.” The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
- Independence Day was approaching and the teacher took the opportunity to teach her class all about patriotism. She said to them, “You know, we live in a great country. And one of the best things about it is that we are all free.” At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
- Do other countries also have the 4th of July? Why not?… It’s the next day after the 3rd of July.