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101 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers

More Reindeer Jokes…

  1. Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream on Father’s Day?… Deery Queen. (Father’s Day Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?… Because of all the rain, dear. (Christmas Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  3. Where does Santa and his reindeer go to get hot chocolate while flying in the sky?… Star-bucks. (Coffee Jokes)
  4. What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?… Frosty with a hot flash! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  5. How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Santa Jokes)
  6. How does Santa get his Reindeer to fly?… He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  7. Why are reindeer always so happy the night of Christmas Eve?… Because they’re on top of the world! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  8. Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  9. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  10. What do the reindeer use to wipe off their sleigh?… Santa-tizer. (Santa Jokes)
  11. What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.(Christmas Tree Jokes)
  12. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Basketball Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  13. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?… Because every single buck is dear to him!
  14. What should you give a reindeer with a stomachache?… Elk-a-seltzer.
  15. What’s a reindeer’s go-to cleaning product?… Comet.
  16. Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead?… Cupid!
  17. Where do reindeer get their coffee?… Starbucks.
  18. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive, who?… Olive the other reindeer. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
  21. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”! (Reindeer Jokes & December Jokes)
  22. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history. (History Jokes)
  23. Why did Rudolph’s nose light up in school? He was a very bright student.
  24. Which of Santa’s helpers never bring an umbrella with them?… Rain deer!
  25. What do bystanders say when reindeer go sledding?… “You just flew down that hill!”
  26. What’s a reindeer’s favorite basketball team?… The Orlando Magic.
  27. Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught. (Reindeer Jokes Christmas Jokes for Teachers / Elf Jokes)
  28. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?… Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! (Reindeer Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  29. Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?… Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe. (Black Friday Jokes)
  30. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… No eye-deer.
  31. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?… Still, no eye-deer.
  32. What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?… Co-coal Puffs. (Cereal Jokes)
  33. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Prom Jokes & Reindeer Jokes) 
  34. What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?… Truth or deer.
  35. Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store. (Black Friday Jokes)
  36. What do reindeer say after one of them has a baby?… “It takes a (Santa’s) Village!” (Baby Jokes)
  37. What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?… “Click click click.”
  38. What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever! (Snowman Jokes)
  39. What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!” (Football Jokes)
  40. What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?… Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! (American Revolution Jokes)
  41. Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
  42. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer. (Rain Jokes)
  43. What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?… “Don’t be rude-olph!”
  44. Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?… They were stalling.
  45. Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?… They are so deer to her.
  46. Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?… “Tiny Dancer.” (Music Jokes)
  47. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Knight Jokes)
  48. One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”His wife asked, “How do you know?”“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” (Viking Jokes Rain Jokes)
  49. Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
  50. What did Santa say Mrs. Claus to when he looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)