Top 50 Oregon Jokes

by | Aug 18, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Oregon jokes.
  2. I just made a playlist for hiking in Oregon. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (Hiking Jokes & Music Jokes)
  3. How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail?… They refused to cross streams. (Hiking Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  4. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?… Because of all the rain, dear. 
  5. Why wasn’t drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?… It was important not to fall off the wagon. (Hiking Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  6. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. 
  7. A man fell into a river in Oregon a week ago and was eaten alive by beavers… Dam!
  8. Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like?… It was very unOregonized.
  9. Oregon, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  10. What did Crater Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Oregon)
  11. What is the tallest building in?… Oregon Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  12. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
  13. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Oregon Zoo?… Lion. (Lion Jokes)
  14. Did you hear the joke about Mount Hood?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Oregon Mountains)
  15. How do the zebras at the Oregon Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! 
  16.  In what state does the Willamette River flow?… Liquid. 
  17. Heard any good jokes about the Cascades?… Yes, they are hill areas.
  18. What must the Oregon football team do before each play?… Get all of their ducks in a row.
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Oregon knock-knock joke?
  20. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Oregon Turnpike!
  21. What do you call a witch who lives at Cannon Beach?… A sand-wich.
  22. Which Portland Trail Blazer player can jump higher than a house?… All of them—houses can’t jump at all. (Basketball Jokes)
  23. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Oregon Resident: “No, not yet.”
  24. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Oregon Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  25. A couple in Oregon had a baby… Now the population is 157! (Baby Jokes)
  26. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Oregon Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
  27. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Columbia River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Oregon)
  28. What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?… Oregon. (Earth Day Jokes)
  29. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Oregon?… Nothing, it just waved.
  30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Oregon? 
  31. What gear was the woman in when she wrecked her car?… Nike of course! 
  32. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Snake River!
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Oregon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  34. What did the seashell at Long Beach say to the fish?… Call me on my shell phone. 
  35. Can you name the capital of Oregon?… “O” (Grammar Jokes)
  36. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Owyhee River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  37. If a plane crashed on the borders of Oregon and Washington where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  38. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Oregon. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Oregon! (Teacher Jokes)
  39. What do you call two straight days of rain in Portland?… A weekend.
  40. What do you call a week without rain in Portland?… Summer. 
  41. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Oregon plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  42. What did the Portland kids say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?… Nice tan! 
  43. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The John Day River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Oregon)
  44. Why do Oregon State students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  45. How many Oregon State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  46. Where do Oregon elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  47. Where do Oregon middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  48. Where do Oregon high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  49. Why did the Oregon teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  50. Why did the Oregon teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  51. Why did the Oregon teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  52. Why did the Oregon teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  53. What did Oregon see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  54. Why did Oregon disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  55. I played Oregon trail and made fun of a guy named Terry. He stabbed me… I died of Dissin’-Terry.
  56. I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews. I made the comment that he wasn’t a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin’ Terry.
  57. Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw… He died of dissin’ Terry.
  58. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.