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- What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill. (Doctor Jokes)
- I don’t win marathons because I’m lucky… I win because I take public transportation, just take like Rosie Ruiz. (Car Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that coincides with the Boston Marathon? (Canoe Jokes & Patriots’ Day Jokes)
- What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the Boston Marathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbreak Hill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” (365 Music Jokes)
- Although the world is more accepting, I refuse to accept some races… That Boston Marathon is awful. I HATE Heartbreak Hill.
- Warning: Police are on the lookout for an overweight man who did not pay his entrance fee to the Boston Marathon… He is believed to be still on the run. (Police Jokes)
- What is the worst US city to run a marathon?… Boston. It is the height of pollen season and it is in Mass “Achoo” setts.
- Boston Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell how many Boston Marathons have been run? (Canoe Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Boston Marathon” by Will E. Makit. (Summer Olympic Jokes & Marathon Jokes)
- Where do cardiologists like to watch the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hill. (Doctor Jokes)
- Do you want to hear a joke about the Boston Marathon?… Never mind. I’ll never finish it.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?… Kenya name the country with great marathon runners? (World Geography Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the 1st year the Boston Marathon was run? (Canoe Jokes)
- What is the #1 hotel for runners of the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hotel. (365 Music Jokes)
- What do Boston Marathon runners do when they forget something?… They jog their memory. (Psychology Memory Lessons)
- Did you hear about the Boston Marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup!” (Lettuce Jokes & Ketchup Jokes)
- If Boston Marathon runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?… Mistletoe? (Christmas Jokes)
- What do you get when you run behind the lead Boston Marathon car?… EXHAUSTED (NASCAR Jokes)
- What does a runner drink when she is in last place at the Boston Marathon?… Ketchup. (Ketchup Jokes)
- Why can’t you take a nap during the Boston Marathon race?… Because if you snooze, you loose! (Napping Jokes)
- How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run the Boston Marathon?… They’ll tell you.
- Why couldn’t the dog run in the Boston Marathon?… He wasn’t a part of the human race! (Dog Jokes)
- I was watching the Boston Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed as a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought:…”This’ll be interesting.” (Egg Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
- What does the men’s winner of the Boston Marathon lose?… His breath.
- I watch the Boston Marathon every year with my best friend. This year her boyfriend decided to join us, but he just couldn’t understand why we were laughing… It was a running joke. (Track and Field Jokes)
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