Chemistry Periodic Table Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chemistry jokes.
  2. What is a chemistry student’s favorite movie?… Elemental. (Movie Jokes)
  3. What is a chemistry teacher’s favorite movie?… Elemental. (Chemistry Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  4. What is a chemistry professor’s favorite movie?… Elemental.  (Movie Jokes & College Jokes)
  5. What do trees like to study in school?… Chemistree. (Tree Jokes)
  6. A group of nagging dentists discovered a new chemical element… It’s called Flossphorus. (Dentist Jokes)
  7. We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes… but we only update them…. periodically!
  8. Don’t trust atoms… they make up everything.
  9. H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?… Drinking.
  10. What do you get when you complete science class?… A graduated cylinder. (Graduation Jokes)
  11. Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian. (Earth Day Jokes)
  12. What’s a chemistry teacher’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semi moles! (Mole Day Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  13. If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the four elemelons. (Watermelon Jokes)
  14. Ron lives a long, happy life and then dies. What does he reincarnate as?… A neuron. (Cemetery Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  15. Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?… Because they didn’t want to elect Ron. (Election Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  16. Why did Ron lose the election?… People thought his elect-Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  17. What does chemistry and figure skating have in common?… Elements. (Figure Skating Jokes)
  18. How do penguins drink?… Out of beak-ers! (Penguin Jokes)
  20. How did the student graduate at the top of his class with a major like chemistry?… I think he felt like he was finally in his element. (Chemistry Jokes & Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  21. Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  22. How about the chemical workers… are they unionized? (Top Teachers Unions)
  23. Anyone know any jokes about sodium?… Na.
  24. In what state does the Willamette River flow?… Liquid.
  25. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. 
  26. What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mole. (Mole Day Jokes & High School Jokes)
  27. Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Back to School Jokes)
  28. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills! (Mole Day Jokes & Hiking Jokes)
  29. Have you heard the joke about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?… He just couldn’t put it down. (Book Jokes)
  30. Why are chemistry teachers perfect for solving problems?… Because they have all the solutions.
  31. Why are chemists perfect for solving problems?… Because they have all the solutions.
  32. What did the generous chemistry teacher say when his friends crashed his New Year’s Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  33. What do you call 2 sodium atoms in the ocean?… tuNa. (Fishing Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  34. What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones?… They barium! (Dog Jokes)
  35. What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Candy Jokes)
  36. There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Election Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  37. Why did the noble gas cry?… Because all his friends argon.
  38. What do you call Mufasa’s farts?… Noble gas! (Lion King Jokes)
  39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about State? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good State knock-knock joke?
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good State knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)