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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Masters golf jokes.
  2. What is the holiest place in golf?… Amen Corner(Golf Jokes) 
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. The Masters is sometimes falls on Holy Thursday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner(Easter Jokes)
  5. Fan: What did you get on your last hole? Struggling Masters Golfer: Depressed. (Psychology Jokes)
  6. How many Masters golfers does it take to change a light bulb?… FORE! (Math Jokes for Kids Pi Day Jokes)
  7. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the Masters?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  8. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before the Masters?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  9. What is a golfer at the Masters favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Sandwich Jokes)
  10. Why would computers do good golfing at the Masters?… Because they have hard drives. (Computer Jokes)
  11. Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants at the Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one. (Golf Jokes)
  12. Hole #1 What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive at Augusta National Golf Course. (Tea Jokes)
  13. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a tee off at the Masters. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  14. The Masters is sometimes falls on Good Friday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner(Good Friday Jokes Easter Jokes)
  15. Hole #2 What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood. (Dog Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  16. Hole #3 What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes & Georgia Jokes)
  17. What is the difference between a Masters golfer and a fisherman?… When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it. (Fishing Jokes)
  18. What did one golf ball say to another golf ball at the Masters?… See you a round.
  19. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a see if I can get a few autographs at the Masters. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. The Masters is sometimes falls on Easter… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner(Easter Jokes)
  21. Hole #4 What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! (Apple Jokes / Flower Jokes / Alaska Jokes)
  22. What is Santa’s favorite hole at the Masters?…Hole 18 Holley. (Christmas Jokes)
  23. Hole #5 What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes)
  24. Hole #15 What hole at the Master’s really bothers firemen?… Hole #15 Fire Thorn. (Fireman Jokes)