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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Ides of March jokes.
- How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
- What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee. (Mardi Gras Jokes)
- What was the name of the emperor’s penguin?… Julius Freezerrr. (Penguin Jokes)
- What is the official restaurant of the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
- I just bought pizza at the grocery store… didn’t think Little Caesar’s was appropriate on the ides of March. (Pizza Jokes)
- Which famous Roman suffered from hay fever?… Julius Sneezer. (Doctor Jokes)
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14. (August Jokes)
- If you time travel to visit Julius Caesar. He thinks you are from the future. He asks you, “How do I die?”… You reply with: “Surrounded by friends.” (Cemetery Jokes)
- Who refereed a tennis match between Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony?… The Roman Umpire! (Tennis Jokes)
- What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles. (Pasta Jokes)
- With the ides of March around the corner… Remember to stab your salad 23 times! (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- Commemorating a late Ides of March… Was Julius Cesar the first Holey Roman emperor? (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- What do you get when a samurai crosses swords with a Roman dictator?… A Caesar salad. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?… Stab it twenty three times! (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Ides of March State?
- Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of March, but he wasn’t expecting the attack until August 2. His final words embodied his dismay over the scheduling confusion: “8/2, Brute…”
- Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony! (Crayon Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Ides of March knock-knock joke?
- Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Salad Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- How do you cut ancient Rome in half?… With a pair of Caesars.
- Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
- What did Romans use to cut a string?… Caesars!