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- What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day.
- TGIF….Thank God It’s Good Friday…..Please Do.
- The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
- What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Blizzard Jokes)
- I found $20 outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”… So I turned it into wine…
- What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
- What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Egg Jokes)
- What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
- Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Psychology Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop! (Music Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Doctor Jokes)
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes)
- What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?… A 14-carrot gold necklace.
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired
- What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Spring Jokes)
- What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Grammar Jokes)
- What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?… The bunny hop.
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
- Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?… The dictionary! (Christmas Jokes)
- What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?… A jelly bean
- Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top 50 US State Jokes)
- What happens if you get married on Easter?… You live hoppily ever after.
- What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Basketball Jokes)
- How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you. (Farming Jokes)
- What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
- What do you call a mischievous Easter Egg? A practical yolk-er.
- What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
- What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
- What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
- What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
- Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
- Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
- Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail
- What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
- What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
- Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Barber Jokes)
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days. (Egg Jokes)
- How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Grammar Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants. (Egg Jokes)
- Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!