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Summer Guest Blogs & Summer Jokes for Kids
- Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes & Bacon Jokes)
- Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the teacher jump into the pool?… He wanted to test the water!
- What do hockey players drink on hot summer days?… Iced tea. (Iced -Tea Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Summer Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Bee Jokes)
- Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square
- What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?… Sand dollars.
- What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids)
- What exercise can you do at the pool?… Pool-ups!
- Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
- What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)