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Summer Guest Blogs & Summer Jokes for Kids

More Summer Jokes…

  1. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  2. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes & Bacon Jokes)
  3. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  4. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. Do fish go on summer  vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  6. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  7. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  8. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes for Kids)
  10. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?… He wanted to test the water! 
  11. What do hockey players drink on hot summer days?… Iced tea. (Iced -Tea Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  12. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Summer Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  13. What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Bee Jokes)
  14. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square 
  15. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?… Sand dollars. 
  16. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids)
  17. What exercise can you do at the pool?… Pool-ups!
  18. Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  19. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
  20. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  21. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)