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- Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- To whom do musicians bring their ripped jeans, torn shirts, and socks with holes in them?… James Taylor.
- Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Bee Jokes)
- Boy: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Friend: I love it! Boy: Why? Friend: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Father’s Day Jokes))
- What do eggs do for fun?… Kari-yolkie. (Egg Jokes)
- What kind of music do killer whales like?… They listen to the orca-stra!
- Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Social Studies Jokes)
- What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Walking Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
- How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Turtle Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (March Madness Jokes)
- What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What music does a lobster listen to?… Bisque-o.
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Birthday Jokes)
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- Which new Taylor Swift tune is the best couple’s song for two ghosts to share?… Invisible String.