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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes.
- What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.
- What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
- When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills! (Cemetery Jokes)
- What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes) We were WRONG with this one…. CORRECTED by Jason L. Voorhees @JasonLVoorhees What’s Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… “Actually it’s Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean. (Farming Jokes)
- What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.” (Music Jokes)
- What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop Jason me.
- What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Pasta Jokes)
- There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas some may say. (December Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th. (Witch Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- I don’t worry about Friday the 13th…. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
- I’m going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
- What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business!” (Music Jokes)
- What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Egg Jokes)
- Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Geography Jokes)
- Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
- According to Freddy Krueger, it’s best to visit a tailor on Friday the 13th, because they are very super-stitchious.
- Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
- A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Witch Jokes)o who?… Voodoo you think you are and why do you ask me so many questions?