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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about burritos.
  2. Two burrito friends hadn’t seen each other for ages. When they met they hugged and asked each other, “How have you bean?”
  3. I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day
  4. What did the movie director say when he finished his burrito?… “That’s a wrap!”
  5. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  6. What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
  7. What did the burrito say during the game of badminton?… Let’s wrap this up! (Badminton Jokes)
  8. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
  9. What do you call a cold burrito?… A burrr-ito.
  10. My waiter asked, “Would you want beef, sour cream, and salsa in your burrito?” “That’s a loaded question!” I replied.
  11. Hurricanes in Mexico: I would have thought that the country that invented the burrito, could handle a bit of strong wind.
  12. A burrito finishes directing a movie and says … That’s a wrap!
  13. What is a burrito’s favorite music?… Beets.
  14. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  15. I set my burrito down on the window sill and went to get a drink. When I came back, there was a long line of ants running into my food!!… I hate sill ant row!
  16. What’s a ghost’s favorite food?… Boo-rritos.
  17. I really like burritos. I could taco ’bout them all day.
  18. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  19. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
  20. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese! (Cheese Jokes)
  21. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
  22. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes)
  23. What does Mexican food do at the beach?… They burritoes in the sand.
  24. I wrote a song about a burrito… Actually, it was more of a wrap.
  25. Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Burrito Jokes)
  26. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  27. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  28. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes)
  29. What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats a burrito?… Gaseous Clay.
  30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about burritos?
  31. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Snowman Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  32. My good friend, who was a burrito, passed away recently… I still can’t wrap my head around it.
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good burritos knock-knock joke?
  34. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good burritos knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. What is the snowman’s favorite Mexican food?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  37. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
  38. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  39. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
  40. What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?… Tear gas.
  41. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
  42. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  43. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  44. How did the Taco Bell manager motivate his employees? He said, “Cheese the day!”
  45. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
  46. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  47. Don’t give a hard time to poorly constructed burritos… I think they get a bad wrap.
  48. My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos. I tried it earlier today and it turns out it’s plain old Greecey Mexican food.
  49. What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?… Burrito.
  50. Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go… Taco Bell bean burritos.
  51. Did you hear about the guy who forgot to put cheese on his burrito?… How dairy.
  52. What did one burrito say to the other on the dance floor?… “Let’s salsa together!”
  53. A mexican serial killer hides his victims’ feet in the ground… He likes to burritos.
  54. What does a duck put in its burrito?… Quackamole.
  55. What goes in a neato burrito?… Cool beans.
  56. Why can’t breakfast burritos pull an all-nighter?… It’s because they get eggs-hausted.
  57. A burrito made from paper … Would be tearable.
  58. It’s been a really hot summer, so to keep cool I put a wrap in the freezer then wrapped my feet in it… Brrr-y toes.
  59. I thought I should start getting myself onto a more balanced diet. Now I make sure to always have a burrito in each hand.
  60. I ate 3 burritos today… The consequences were gastronomical.
  61. What does a burrito say when it finishes doing something?… That’s a wrap.
  62. Did you hear the one about the Mexican restaurant owner who died?… He wanted to be put in the ground upside down with his ankles and feet showing, with one final instruction to the people at his funeral: Burritos.
  63. Two burritos are in the microwave and one says, “Wow it’s hot in here.” The other one says, “Oh my gosh, a talking burrito!”
  64. Burritos really are the best, in my opinion. They guac-upy a special place in my heart.
  65. What’s smaller than a pico de gallo?… A femto de gallo.
  66. Why was the burrito fed up with his fillings?… It’s because they wouldn’t Romaine calm.
  67. What do Mexican prisons serve the inmates who are to be hanged?… Pico de gallo-ws.
  68. What did the burrito say when asked if it wanted brown white or white rice? It said, “I’m not a rice-ist.”
  69. What is a symbiote’s favorite meat for their burrito?… Carnage Asada.
  70. How much does a Chinese burrito weigh?… Won Ton.
  71. How many Mexicans does it take to eat the world’s largest burrito?… Just Juan.
  72. Why are burritos so conservative?… It’s because they are not open like tacos.
  73. What do you say when you finish eating a burrito?… “And it’s a wrap!”
  74. What do you call an ice-cold burrito?… A burrr-ito.
  75. What did the happy burrito say to the sad burrito?… “Take it cheesy, man!”
  76. The cute burrito blushed with guac-wardness when I complimented her.
  77. Burritos just love to have avoca-dough toasts for breakfast.
  78. Yesterday, I was carrying a jar of salsa to the sea beach. So my friend asked what I was doing. I said I’m going to take a dip in the ocean.
  79. “Lettuce be friends!” said the tortilla to the beans.
  80. I can never trust my burrito friend with secrets. She’ll just spill the beans!
  81. My burrito friend, who lived next door, passed away last night. I still can’t wrap my head around it.
  82. Quarantine isn’t going well for Mr Burrito so far. But for him, it’s just the tip of the iceberg, and the worst is yet to come.
  83. Whenever burritos are sad, they listen to Bohemian wrap-sody.
  84. When the chipotle died, we thought it’s best to burr-it-off in the ocean.
  85. My college life is like a burrito. It always feels like everything is going to fall apart!
  86. Last night, I had one of those Chinese burritos. Gosh, they weigh almost won-ton!
  87. I wonder what burritos do during the summer. Perhaps they go skinny dip-ping in the sea.
  88. Who doesn’t like one delicious burrito coated in cheesy and spicy queso sauce? We’re sure that our menu of hilarious queso puns will make you crave a wrap right away!
  89. When I asked my Mexican friend what she does in ques-o’ an emergency, she said, “I pray to cheese-us!”
  90. I hear that the detective has found one lost jar of cheese dip in the refrigerator. He just cracked a cold queso-pen.
  91. Quesadillas are a big hit at charity dinners because everybody chips in.
  92. A quesadilla’s favorite ice cream is a Mo-cheese.
  93. My friend was in the kitchen, and he knocked over a pan of hot queso on his feet. Guess he had Tosti-toes.
  94. I wish to tell you the story about the man who stole cheese from my fridge. K, so here it goes…
  95. I caught sight of two burritos dancing together and it was really cute!… They were doing the Salsa.
  96. Burritos are always friendly to vegetables. You can hear them calling “Lettuce be friends!” from miles away.
  97. Burritos are always so positive. I heard one making a motivational speech that ended with, “Cheese the day!”
  98. My burrito friends are great, but we don’t really share musical tastes. I like rock, but they only ever listen to wrap music.
  99. I really love burritos! I fact, I could taco about them all day!
  100. A burrito does not make the best date for a taco. Burritos are pretty wrapped up, while tacos are more open.
  101. I’ve been having a bit of an existential crisis lately. I stay up for hours wondering, if I eat a regular burrito in the morning, does it become a breakfast burrito? ”