101 Blizzard Jokes

by | Jan 12, 2024 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in! (January Jokes)
  3. Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  4. How does a Snowman get to work during a blizzard?… By icicle.
  5. Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter! It is a blizzard! (Snow Jokes)
  6. What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Easter Jokes)
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard! (Snow Jokes)
  8. What do snowmen like to do during a blizzard?… Chill out.
  9. What is the #1 breakfast during a blizzard?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  10. Why are blizzards great?… They’re snow much fun! (Snow Jokes)
  11. I’m snowboard of all these blizzard puns.
  12. What do you call a wizard who uses ice magic?… A Blizzard! (Magic Jokes)
  13. What’s a #1 blizzard drink?… Iced tea. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  14. What do you call a government official that can’t leave an airport because of a blizzard?… Edward Snowed In.
  15. Why is the slippery ice like music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
  16. Where does a turtle go when during a blizzard?… A shell-ter. (Turtle Jokes)
  17. What is a great lesson for the day after a blizzard snow day?… Snow and Tell!
  18. What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats. (Cereal Jokes)
  19. What’s a #1 blizzard adult drink?… Long Island Iced tea. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  20. Where do snowman go to dance during a blizzard?… A snow ball! (Snow Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  22. What often falls during a blizzard but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  23. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
  24. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty (Fast Food Jokes)
  25. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like during a blizzard?… Owlgebra. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  26. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through a blizzard together?… A receding hare line.
  27. What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from a blizzard?… Slush puppies! (Dog Jokes)
  28. What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  29. What do snowmen eat for breakfast during a blizzard?… Snowflakes!
  30. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  31. Hagrid spreading Dumbledore’s ashes into the winds… “You’re a blizzard Albus.” (Hagrid Jokes & Blizzard Jokes)
  32.  Ice to meet you, said the blizzard to the snowman.
  33. Don’t flurry, be happy!
  34. This blizzard is snow joke.
  35. Are you feeling cold?… It’s just the tip of the iceberg.
  36. Snowbody understands blizzard humor like I do.
  37. Blizzard conditions are a breeze when you’re dressed warmly.
  38. Let it snow, let it snow! I’m in no flurry to leave.
  39. Frost of all, let’s acknowledge how cool these puns are.
  40. I can’t believe how snow-motional I get about winter weather.
  41. Chills are multiplying in this blizzard.
  42. Icy what you did there with that snow pun.
  43. Snow chance of stopping these blizzard puns.
  44. Ice thought of a few cool puns but everything else just melted away.
  45. The snowstorm’s a party, everyone’s invited to the flurry!
  46. Don’t freeze up when you hear a good blizzard pun; just glide with it.
  47. I’m a flake for laughing at a good winter pun.
  48. Weather you like it or not, blizzard puns are snow laughing matter.
  49. These blizzard puns are a flurry of laughter.
  50. Keep calm and let it snow; blizzard puns will never flake out.
  51. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  52. In a snowstorm, Hagrid takes the cremated remains of Harry Potter and throws them out. What does he say?… “You’re a blizzard, Harry!”
  53. What do Snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren.
  54. What is the favorite Mexican food during a blizzard… Brrrr- itos.
  55. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite (Top Halloween Jokes)
  56. How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?… Don’t go around BRRfooted!
  57. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
  58. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
  59. What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  60. What is a mountains favorite type of candy?… Snow caps.
  61. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  62. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Top Christmas Jokes)
  63. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about blizzards?
  64. If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?… Snowbows.
  65. What did the snowman eat?… Icebergs with chilli sauce.
  66. Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?… Because he liked cool music.
  67. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good blizzard knock-knock joke?
  68. What do you call a whistleblower in a blizzard?… Snowden.
  69. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
  70. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good blizzard knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  72. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line
  73. What is a great lesson for the day after a snow day?… Snow and Tell
  74. What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?… He got 12 months.
  75. What do snowmen like to do during a blizzard?… Chill out.
  76. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
  77. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  78. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  79. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?… Snow and Tell. (Snow Jokes)
  80. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
  81. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  82. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
  83. What do you call two idiots in a blizzard?… Numb and Number.
  84. What’s the coldest type of reptile?… A blizzard.
  85. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs!
  86. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?…”You hang around while I go on ahead.”
  87. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  88. What do you call a pop star in a blizzard?… Chilly Eilish.
  89. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
  90. Why is Blizzard so quick to resort to censorship?… Because they’re nothing more than a bunch of snowflakes.
  91. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  92. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps.
  93. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
  94. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Top Ski Jokes)
  95. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  96. What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?… Slush puppies!
  97. What did the jalapeño say in the blizzard?… I’m a little chili.
  98. What do snowmen like to do on a snow day?… Chill out.
  99. Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard?… She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.
  100. How do you breathe in a blizzard?… By inhailing and exhailing.
  101. If only more game companies acted like blizzard… I could probably kick my gaming addiction.