Wreath Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas wreath jokes.
2. What are some great Christmas actors, actresses, and performers… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.” (Movie Jokes)
3. So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
4. How does the Grinch measure Christmas wreaths?… In grinches. (Grinch Jokes)
5. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
6. What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklins! (Music Jokes)
7. What kind of wreaths do fish hang on their doors?… Coral wreaths. (Fish Jokes)
8. I told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn’t block the doorway… Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath. (World Geography Jokes)
9. What are some great Christmas actors, actresses, and performers to be cast in a Christmas Carol… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.”
10. For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… You know, a wreath of Franklins. (365 Music Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
11. Why did the soul musician pay $100 for a wreath?… The price was “a wreath, a Franklin.” (365 Music Jokes)
12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Christmas wreaths?
13. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreath-a Franklin. (365 Music Jokes)
14. I told the kids I was naming our wreath. . . A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor. (365 Music Jokes)
15. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (High School Basketball Jokes)
16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Christmas wreath knock-knock joke?
17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas wreath knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make a Christmas Wreath? (Canoe Jokes) 
19. Who is the greatest Christmas Concert singer?… A-wreathe-a Franklin.
20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe spell Christmas Wreath? (Canoe Jokes) 
21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe buy me a Christmas Wreath? (Canoe Jokes) 
22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe help me hang the Christmas Wreath? (Canoe Jokes) 
23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to make a Christmas Wreath? (Canoe Jokes) 
24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe how beautiful the Christmas Wreath is?
25. Christmas Wreath Puns: Deck the halls and wreath the doors!
26. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Season’s greetings,” said the rosemary to the sage.
27. Christmas Wreath Puns: Wreath-lax, it’s Christmas time!
28. Christmas Wreath Puns: “I’m pine-ing for you.”
29. Christmas Wreath Puns: I’m just here for the wreath and good cheer!
30. Christmas Wreath Puns: Wreath my lips, it’s Christmas!
31. Christmas Wreath Puns: Wreath your heart with love this holiday season.
32. Christmas Wreath Puns: You’re the wreath to my happiness.
33. Christmas Wreath Puns: Tis the season to be wreathy.
34. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Peppermint, or-na-ment?” she asked when contemplating hanging candy canes on tree.
35. Christmas Wreath Puns: Wreath me like a book, and let’s have a Merry Christmas story.
36. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Time to spruce things up.”
37. Christmas Wreath Puns: “I’m feelin’ pine.”
38. Christmas Wreath Puns: “I like ’em real thick and sprucy.”
39. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Don’t get all sappy on me,” said the Christmas tree farmer.
40. Christmas Wreath Puns: “You wood not believe my Christmas tree is artificial.”
41. Christmas Wreath Puns: “The kids are on pines and needles waiting for Santa’s gifts to arrive under the tree.”
42. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Christmas trees wear skirts so you won’t cedar roots.”
43. Christmas Wreath Puns: “We have great chemis-tree.”
44. Christmas Wreath Puns: “I’ll never fir-get.”
45. Christmas Wreath Puns: “These decorations are tree-mendous.”
46. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Birch, please.” “Fir sure.”
47. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
48. Christmas Wreath Puns: “This tree is officially lit AF.”
49. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!”
50. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Can I get a watt watt?”
51. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.”
52. Christmas Wreath Puns: “I love you a whole watt.”
53. Christmas Wreath Puns: “You need to branch out.”
54. Christmas Wreath Puns: “Ready, set, glow.”
55. A cardiologist bought a heart shaped Christmas Wreath… makes one wonder what a gynecologist might choose. (Cemetery Jokes)
56. A cardiologist bought a heart shaped Christmas Wreath… makes one wonder what a proctologist might choose. (Cemetery Jokes)
57. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynecologist. (Cemetery Jokes)
58. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a proctologist. (Cemetery Jokes)
59. I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute… After all, that’s what they would’ve wanted. (Cemetery Jokes)
60. My friend drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a life jacket… It’s what he would have wanted. (Cemetery Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
61. Why did the soul musician pay $100 for a wreath?… The price was “a wreath, a Franklin.” (365 Music Jokes)
62. Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.”
63. I saw a hearse today carrying a wreath that spelled “Dad”… I think they left the “E” out… (Dad Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
64. Since ancient times, magic practices in Hawaii have depended on placing flower wreaths along specific paths around the island… They rely on these lei-lines.