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(Coffee Jokes)

  1. I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Labor Day Jokes)
  2. What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes)
  3. What do you call sad coffee?”… Despresso. (Psychology Jokes)
  4. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
  5. How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Middle School Jokes)
  6. Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.
  7. What did the coffee lover name his son?… Joe, obviously.
  8. How do you discipline a coffee bean?… You ground it.
  9. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka. (Ocean Jokes)
  10. A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drank coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye.The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?” (Psychology Jokes)
  11. How does Moses make his coffee?… Hebrews it.
  12. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Basketball Jokes)
  13. Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?… Because it’s GROUNDS for divorce! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  14. Coffee is the silent victim in our house… It gets mugged every day. (Police Jokes)
  15. What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Music Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  16. What is best Beatles coffee song?… Latte Be! (Music Jokes)
  17. What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?…I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it! (Doctor Jokes)
  18. What’s the opposite of coffee?… Sneezy. (Doctor Jokes)
  19. What did the barista’s Valentine say?… Words cannot espresso my love for you.(Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  20. Why do I not like hot drinks?… It’s just not my cup of tea. (Iced-T Jokes)
  21. What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?… De-calf-inated. (Cow Jokes)
  22. Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. I’m just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots. ((Police Jokes)
  23. I just read that every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children. How do we sleep at night? (180 School Jokes)
  24. Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?… Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says. “He-brews”
  25. How do you make Pig Jerky?… Give them some coffee. (Pig Jokes)
  26. I went to the coffee shop and asked the barista how much a cup of coffee was. He said, “Two dollars and the refills are free.” I said, “Great, I’ll have a refill then.”
  27. Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?… He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup! (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  28. What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?… They are all better rich! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  29. What do you call Java that won’t stop brewing?… Stand your ground coffee.
  30. Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?… Because he was pressed for time. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  31. What do kind of coffee goes well with a fruit cake?… Despresso. (Psychology Jokes & Fruitcake Jokes)
  32. Where does birds go for coffee?… on a NESTcafe! (Bird Jokes)
  33. Starbucks or Victoria Secrets?…..Who charges more per cup?