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More Texas Jokes
- My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK! (Oklahoma Jokes)
- What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak. She shook her head, sighed, and told me, “Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.”
- Where in America should you go to feel good about yourself and life?… Fort Worth Texas! (Psychology Jokes)
- What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils well that ends well. (Earth Day Jokes)
- We’re in Houston, so don’t call us… Just Texas.
- I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Fort Worth Zoo. (Zoo Jokes & 10 Best Texas Zoos)
- Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’ (Election Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t people from Texas be allowed to drive?… Because they’re always Texan and driving. (Car jokes)
- What would you call south Texas in a heat wave?… Corpus Crispy. (Heat Wave Jokes)