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More Texas Jokes
- Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’ (Election Jokes)
- What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils well that ends well.
- Why shouldn’t people from Texas be allowed to drive?… Because they’re always Texan and driving. (Car jokes)
- My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK! (Oklahoma Jokes)
- I just bought an art piece featuring several Pikachus playing Texas Hold’em… It’s called Pokermon.
- What does a fish from Texas say when he sees his friend? “Chowdy!” (Fishing Jokes)
- We’re in Houston, so don’t call us… Just Texas.
- The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak. She shook her head, sighed, and told me, “Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.”
- Why is Texas called the Lone Star State?… Because that’s the highest rating it could get.
- What did Lake Texoma say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Texas)