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- 180 School Jokes
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- Top 50 State Jokes
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- The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
- Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Google Search “Maine Knock Knock Jokes”
- Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Augusta!… Augusta who?… Augusta, Maine is a great place to visit.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over while in Maine.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite in Maine.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when sailing in Maine.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing in Maine.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go to Maine.
- People from Maine are so self-centered… All their T-Shirts and mugs say “I ME”!
- Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?… Or is it just me
- What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
- Do you know why they buried George H. W. In Houston instead of his beloved Kennebunkport?… Because it’s way too cold for planting Bushes in Maine.
- My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish. You might say a New England clam chowed her.
- Our sailing trip in Maine was going great… until we were capsized by Augusta wind.
- A distress call comes in to Pierre at the Maine coast guard: “mayday mayday. We’re 12 miles out on a capsized boat.” “no can do” Pierre said, “We’ve got all we can do searching for regular-sized boats.”
- I’ve read my first Stephen King novel IT was a Maine event.
- Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
- What is a lion’s favorite state?… Maine. (Lion Jokes & Animal Jokes)
- What is a horse’s favorite state?… Maine. (Horse Jokes)
- Where do horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Kentucky Derby Jokes & Horse Jokes)
- For Sale Maine: You can spit on Canada from here.
- What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Baseball Jokes)
- What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Maine?… Moose. (Moose Jokes & Animal Jokes)
- What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
- Maine Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Maine Native: “No, not yet.”
- Why were Missouri and Maine admitted as states at the same time?… Because Maine loves company.
- Why were Missouri and Maine admitted as states at the same time?… Because Missouri loves company. (Missouri Jokes)
- There are no hipster lobsters… …In a Maine stream.
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
- What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes)
- Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner. (Boxing Jokes)
- How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
- What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- I was a professional lobsterman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
- If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?… Snappy talk.
- Do you know you can’t hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope.
- What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine?… An L.L. Beaner
- What’s the difference between a northern Maine woman and a moose?… ’bout 50 pounds and a flannel shirt. (Moose Jokes)