Maine Knock Knock Jokes

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  1. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Augusta!… Augusta who?… Augusta, Maine is a great place to visit.
  2. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over while in Maine.
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite in Maine.
  4. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when sailing in Maine.
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing in Maine.
  6. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go to Maine.

Maine Jokes

  1. People from Maine are so self-centered… All their T-Shirts and mugs say “I ME”!
  2. Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?… Or is it just me
  3. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
  4. Do you know why they buried George H. W. In Houston instead of his beloved Kennebunkport?… Because it’s way too cold for planting Bushes in Maine.
  5. My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish. You might say a New England clam chowed her.
  6. Our sailing trip in Maine was going great… until we were capsized by Augusta wind.
  7. A distress call comes in to Pierre at the Maine coast guard: “mayday mayday. We’re 12 miles out on a capsized boat.” “no can do” Pierre said, “We’ve got all we can do searching for regular-sized boats.”
  8. I’ve read my first Stephen King novel IT was a Maine event.
  9. Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
  10. What is a lion’s favorite state?… Maine. (Lion Jokes & Animal Jokes)
  11. What is a horse’s favorite state?… Maine. (Horse Jokes)
  12. Where do horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Kentucky Derby Jokes & Horse Jokes)
  13. For Sale Maine: You can spit on Canada from here.
  14. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Baseball Jokes)
  15. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  16. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Maine?… Moose. (Moose Jokes & Animal Jokes)
  17. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  18. Maine Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Maine Native: “No, not yet.”
  19. Why were Missouri and Maine admitted as states at the same time?… Because Maine loves company.
  20. Why were Missouri and Maine admitted as states at the same time?… Because Missouri loves company. (Missouri Jokes)
  21. There are no hipster lobsters… …In a Maine stream.
  22. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
  24. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes)
  25. Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner. (Boxing Jokes)
  26. How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
  27. What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  28. I was a professional lobsterman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
  29. If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?… Snappy talk.
  30. Do you know you can’t hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope.
  31. What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine?… An L.L. Beaner
  32. What’s the difference between a northern Maine woman and a moose?… ’bout 50 pounds and a flannel shirt. (Moose Jokes)