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- What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- Where do pizza makers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
- Why did Jabba win the pizza eating contest?… Because no one outpizzas the Hutt. ((Star Wars Jokes)
- What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Star Wars Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- I have been trying to write a new pizza joke… But I can’t work out the delivery.
- Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
- “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
- Why buy our pizza?… We knead the dough.
- What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?… The delivery.
- I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Napping Jokes)
- What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
- What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?… Papa Yawns! (Dad Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?… As he was finishing eating, she asked “Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?” (Boxing Jokes)
- Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?… Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
- My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?… Because it was too kneady!
- What type of person doesn’t like pizza?… A weir-dough.
- If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Cheese Jokes)
- I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day… I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Hawaii Jokes)
- You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one… That’s the domino effect… (Psychology Jokes)
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite part of a pizza?… The Doh.