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- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Valentine’s Day jokes.
- What happens to trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get sappy! (Tree Jokes)
- What happens to maple trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get sappy. (Tree Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?… February 14th. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking for love in Alderaan places! (365 Music Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- When does Valentine’s Day come after Saint Patrick’s Day?… In the dictionary.
- Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, they had an apple! (Apple Jokes)
- I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels… They didn’t know I existed. (Grammar Jokes)
- Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?… Yes, February 14th. (February Jokes)
- What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Bee Jokes)
- What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?… Acute triangle. (Geometry Jokes)
- How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?… For stealing someone’s heart. (Police Jokes)
- What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?… Hogs and kisses. (Farming Jokes)
- I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox” I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong.
- A book never written: “Guide to Love” by Val N. Tines. (Book Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (March Jokes)
- Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?… A calendar.
- What did one cantaloupe write to the other in their Valentine’s card… You’re one in a melon!
- How did the vegetable politely ask for a date?… “Peas be my Valentine.”
- What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… We’re a perfect match.
- What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… “I love you berry much.”
- Where did the tennis players go on their date?… The tennis ball. (Tennis Jokes)
- Where did the high-heel take its date?… To the football.