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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Valentine’s Day jokes.
  2. What happens to trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get sappy! (Tree Jokes)
  3. What happens to maple trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get sappy. (Tree Jokes)
  4. What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?… February 14th. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  5. Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking for love in Alderaan places! (365 Music Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. When does Valentine’s Day come after Saint Patrick’s Day?… In the dictionary.
  7. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, they had an apple! (Apple Jokes)
  8. I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels… They didn’t know I existed. (Grammar Jokes)
  9. Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?… Yes, February 14th. (February Jokes)
  10. What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Bee Jokes)
  11. What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?… Acute triangle. (Geometry Jokes)
  12. How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?… For stealing someone’s heart. (Police Jokes)
  13. What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?… Hogs and kisses. (Farming Jokes)
  14. I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox” I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong. 
  15. A book never written: “Guide to Love” by Val N. Tines. (Book Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  16. I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (March Jokes)
  17. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?… A calendar.
  18. What did one cantaloupe write to the other in their Valentine’s card… You’re one in a melon!
  19. How did the vegetable politely ask for a date?… “Peas be my Valentine.”
  20. What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… We’re a perfect match.
  21. What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… “I love you berry much.”
  22. Where did the tennis players go on their date?… The tennis ball. (Tennis Jokes)
  23. Where did the high-heel take its date?… To the football.