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New Year’s Eve Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about New Year’s Eve.
  2. How did the Grinch get home from the New Year’s Eve party?… He took a Who-ber. (Car Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  3. Whoever is in charge of rolling out the welcome mat for 2022, please, Please, PLEASE do a good job… the last two year’s the person failed. (Covid Jokes)
  4. May all your troubles last as long as your 2022 New Year’s resolutions.
  5. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
  6. Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve… It’s December 31st.
  7. Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
  8. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  9. Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?… Times Square. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  10. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
  11. What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… He got 12 months! (Police Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  12. They say New York has the best New Year’s Eve Party… I’d say it’s overrated — every year they drop the ball.
  13. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor glass and toast the New Year.
  14. I could not wait till New Year’s Day 2021… Then I could say hindsight is really 2020.
  15. “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A dad on New Year’s Eve. (Dad Jokes)
  16. Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for New Year’s…. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
  17. Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?… To ring in the New Year.
  18. Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?… He wanted to make a New Year’s toast!
  19. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve… One was charged and the other was let off. (Fireworks Jokes & Police Jokes)
  20. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  21. At the beginning of this year I made a New Year’s resolution to lose 10 pounds … … Only 15 more to go!
  22. New Year?… I just got used to this last one!