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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about New Year’s Eve.
- How did the Grinch get home from the New Year’s Eve party?… He took a Who-ber. (Car Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Whoever is in charge of rolling out the welcome mat for 2022, please, Please, PLEASE do a good job… the last two year’s the person failed. (Covid Jokes)
- May all your troubles last as long as your 2022 New Year’s resolutions.
- What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
- Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve… It’s December 31st.
- Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
- What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?… Times Square. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
- I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
- What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… He got 12 months! (Police Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- They say New York has the best New Year’s Eve Party… I’d say it’s overrated — every year they drop the ball.
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor glass and toast the New Year.
- I could not wait till New Year’s Day 2021… Then I could say hindsight is really 2020.
- “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A dad on New Year’s Eve. (Dad Jokes)
- Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for New Year’s…. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
- Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?… To ring in the New Year.
- Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?… He wanted to make a New Year’s toast!
- An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve… One was charged and the other was let off. (Fireworks Jokes & Police Jokes)
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
- At the beginning of this year I made a New Year’s resolution to lose 10 pounds … … Only 15 more to go!
- New Year?… I just got used to this last one!