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  1. What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
  2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels! (Ocean Jokes)
  3. How do you hold a bagel back?… You put lox on it.
  4. Why did the bagel lose the election?… He was the victim of a schmear campaign. (Election Jokes)
  5. What does a bagel do when it is locked out of its house?… Call a loxsmith.
  6. What do ghosts put on their bagels?… Scream Cheese. (Ghost Jokes)
  7. What did the bagel say to the pastor?… I’m holier than you.
  8. What does a bagel call its grandfather?… Poppy! (Grandparent Jokes)
  9. I tried working in a bagel shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. What do you call a person who does not like bagels?… A “Weirdough”