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- What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels! (Ocean Jokes)
- How do you hold a bagel back?… You put lox on it.
- Why did the bagel lose the election?… He was the victim of a schmear campaign. (Election Jokes)
- What does a bagel do when it is locked out of its house?… Call a loxsmith.
- What do ghosts put on their bagels?… Scream Cheese. (Ghost Jokes)
- What did the bagel say to the pastor?… I’m holier than you.
- What does a bagel call its grandfather?… Poppy! (Grandparent Jokes)
- I tried working in a bagel shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a person who does not like bagels?… A “Weirdough”