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  1. Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Obi Wan Kenobi Star Wars jokes.
  2. Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2! (R2D2 Jokes)
  3. Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was. (Yoda Jokes)
  4. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  5. I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Yoda Jokes)
  6. What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?… Qui-Gon Gin. (Beer Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
  7. How many Jedi’s does it take to screw in a lightsaber?… Obi-wan. xf
  8. What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin’s relationship?… Di-vorce is strong with these two. (Divorce Jokes)
  9. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jokes for Teachers)
  10. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be. (Psychology Jokes)
  11. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?… “Sith happens!” (Sith Jokes)
  12. What would Obi-wan say if he was a teacher?… Metaphors be with you. (Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
  13. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?… Use the forks, Luke. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
  14. Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor?… The only advice he gives is Use di- vorce. (Divorce Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  15. How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?… He felt his presents… (Christmas Jokes)
  16. Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework?… Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. (Sith Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  17. What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an ..
  18. What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second? Obi-wan then Obi lost.
  19. What was Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite place to hang out?… The Maul.
  20. Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship. Obi-Wan: “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?” Yoda: “Off course, we are.”
  21. What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni.
  22. What car does Obi-Wan drive?… A Highlander.
  23. So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan… and Fives is short for CT-27-5555… and Artoo is short for R2D2… and Chewie is short for Chewbacca… What is Luke short for?… A stormtrooper.
  24. Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night… He’s being charged with Grievous Bodily Harm.
  25. Why couldn’t Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?… Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
  26. Why is vodka Obi-Wan Kenobi’s least favorite drink?… Because only a Sith deals in Absolut.
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Obi Wan Kenobi?
  28. Why did Obi-Wan survive the tsunami?… Because he had the high ground.
  29. Anakin: You underestimate my power! Obi wan: Your watt? Anakin: Exactly!
  30. Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi?… Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
  31. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at breakfast?… Use the forks, Luke.
  32. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy?… These are not the ‘roids you are looking for.
  33. Why does Obi-Wan keep his coffee on the top shelf?… He likes the high grounds.
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a goodObi Wan Kenobi knock-knock joke?
  35. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at lunch?… Use the forks, Luke.
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Obi Wan Kenobi knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  37. How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat?… Only one cannoli.
  38. Why won’t Obi-Wan mix you a vodka cocktail?… Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
  39. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke.
  40. What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite type of BBQ sauce?… A bold one.
  41. I found a small coffee shop named Higher Ground… Now I know where to find Obi-Wan if I need him.
  42. Early in the development of the Clone Wars show the writers wanted Obi Wan to forgive Darth Mail for killing his master and befriend him… They decided to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
  43. Why was Luke under the Christmas tree?… He wanted to feel Obi Wan’s presents.
  44. What do you call an Italian Jedi?… Obi Wan Cannoli.
  45. What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?… Obi-Gyn Kenobi.