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- Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Obi Wan Kenobi Star Wars jokes.
- Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2! (R2D2 Jokes)
- Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was. (Yoda Jokes)
- Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
- I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. (Yoda Jokes)
- What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?… Qui-Gon Gin. (Beer Jokes & Yoda Jokes)
- How many Jedi’s does it take to screw in a lightsaber?… Obi-wan. xf
- What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin’s relationship?… Di-vorce is strong with these two. (Divorce Jokes)
- Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: …you must not. (Jokes for Teachers)
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be. (Psychology Jokes)
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?… “Sith happens!” (Sith Jokes)
- What would Obi-wan say if he was a teacher?… Metaphors be with you. (Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?… Use the forks, Luke. (Luke Skywalker Jokes)
- Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor?… The only advice he gives is Use di- vorce. (Divorce Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?… He felt his presents… (Christmas Jokes)
- Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework?… Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. (Sith Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an ..
- What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second? Obi-wan then Obi lost.
- What was Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite place to hang out?… The Maul.
- Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship. Obi-Wan: “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?” Yoda: “Off course, we are.”
- What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni.
- What car does Obi-Wan drive?… A Highlander.
- So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan… and Fives is short for CT-27-5555… and Artoo is short for R2D2… and Chewie is short for Chewbacca… What is Luke short for?… A stormtrooper.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested last night… He’s being charged with Grievous Bodily Harm.
- Why couldn’t Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?… Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
- Why is vodka Obi-Wan Kenobi’s least favorite drink?… Because only a Sith deals in Absolut.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Obi Wan Kenobi?
- Why did Obi-Wan survive the tsunami?… Because he had the high ground.
- Anakin: You underestimate my power! Obi wan: Your watt? Anakin: Exactly!
- Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi?… Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at breakfast?… Use the forks, Luke.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy?… These are not the ‘roids you are looking for.
- Why does Obi-Wan keep his coffee on the top shelf?… He likes the high grounds.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a goodObi Wan Kenobi knock-knock joke?
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at lunch?… Use the forks, Luke.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Obi Wan Kenobi knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat?… Only one cannoli.
- Why won’t Obi-Wan mix you a vodka cocktail?… Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke.
- What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite type of BBQ sauce?… A bold one.
- I found a small coffee shop named Higher Ground… Now I know where to find Obi-Wan if I need him.
- Early in the development of the Clone Wars show the writers wanted Obi Wan to forgive Darth Mail for killing his master and befriend him… They decided to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
- Why was Luke under the Christmas tree?… He wanted to feel Obi Wan’s presents.
- What do you call an Italian Jedi?… Obi Wan Cannoli.
- What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?… Obi-Gyn Kenobi.