Top 50 Gymnastics Jokes

by | Jun 12, 2022 | Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best gymnastics jokes.
  2. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
  3. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers / Labor Day Jokes)
  4. How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  5. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  6. There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes… It’s flipping annoying!
  7. I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I’m free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.” (Labor Day Jokes)
  8. Which Beatles song did the noisy gymnast like?… Twist and Shout! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  9. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  10. Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (March Madness Jokes)
  11. Did you hear about that poor gymnast’s bank account?… Her balance was outstanding.
  12. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  13. What do a credit card and a gymnast have in common?… Outstanding Balance!
  14. Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food in the summer?… She wanted to do summer salts. (Summer Jokes)
  15. What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  16. Why did the gymnast climb on top of the bank?… because their coach told them to mount the vault!
  17. Why did the gymnast become a body builder?… To increase flex-ability.
  18. Seven days without any gymnastics training makes one weak!
  19. A gymnast walks up to do their routine on the bars… One bar is perfect, but the other is old, wobbly, curvy, sticky, slimy and too short… Turns out that there were uneven bars.
  20. Why kind of travelers are good at gymnastics?…Frequent flyers! (Travel Blogs)
  21. Why did the farmer hire a gymnast to help move his broken wagon?…because she was excellent at cart wheels! (Farming Jokes)
  22. Why is a skateboard a good at gymnastics?… Because you can flip it. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  23. Why was the acrobat not very nice?… Because she was gymNASTY!
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about gymnastics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  25. A gymnast walks into a bar… and is immediately deducted 10 points. (Beer Jokes)
  26. I’m dating a gymnast… She’s head over heels.
  27. Why did the gymnast eat their routine notes?… Because the coach said it was a piece of cake! (Cake Jokes)
  28. What do you call a generous gymnast?… A FLIPanthropist.
  29. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.
  30. What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?… Ariel. (Disney Jokes)
  31. What did one gymnast say to the other?… Nice to Meet you.
  32. Why did nobody dare to go near the gymnast’s hands?… because she was wearing guards!
  33. Why was the male gymnast banned from the farm?… Because he kept vaulting all the horses!
  34. At the gymnastics pre-meet meal, what seasoning do gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts! (Summer Jokes)
  35. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?”… The horse beams. (Horse Racing Jokes for Kids)
  36. Why was the president bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop!
  37. My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance I replied “Thank you, I used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone. That was nice of them to say.
  38. At the gymnastics barbecue, what seasoning do gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts!
  39. I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered.
  40. Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… She was a flip-flop!
  41. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?”… The horse beams.
  42. Why are pilots good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!
  43. What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?… An adobe acrobat.
  44. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward… That’s just how I roll.
  45. Why did the gymnast friends always choose to meet up at the uneven bars?…because it was a good place to hang out!
  46. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “How to Do Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks.
  47. Why did the gymnast stick a bar of honeycomb candy, coated in chocolate, in their hair?… because they thought they were supposed to stick a crunchie in it!
  48. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt.
  49. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits. (Banana Jokes for Kids & Circus Jokes)
  50. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Flip Flop Jokes)