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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cyber Monday jokes.
- Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping. (Boxing Jokes)
- Cyber Monday: The one time of the year people look forward to Monday mornings.
- How do you know that Cyber Mondays are really successful nowadays?… Amazon is a Prime example.
- Cyber Monday – finally a reason to legitimately feel appear focused at work.
- Cyber Monday : The day people spend money they don’t have on things they don’t need.
- Amazing CYBER MONDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
- All this spending on Cyber Monday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too!
- Cyber Monday = Broke Tuesday.
- What do you call a dinosaur that shops on Cyber Monday?… A Buy-a-lot-o-saurus!
- What’s a holiday for people who don’t like being around other people?… Cyber Monday.
- I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving Cyber Monday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- What is the difference between Black Friday and Cyber Monday? Black Friday is the day when most people will shed their homebodies and fight to the death for something they can get online 2 days later for a much better price.
- How can you spot a programmer on Cyber Monday?… They’re the ones who add items to their basket with a script!
- Why did the spreadsheet join in on Cyber Monday fun?… It wanted to excel at saving!
- Where do cows shop online?… Amoozon.
- I’ve saved an absolute fortune this Cyber Monday… I stayed off the computer.
- I went to a fireworks website looking for a Cyber Monday deal… I was blown away. (Fireworks Jokes)
- What song by the Who is the unofficial song of Cyber Monday… Bargain. (365 Music Jokes)
- Cyber Monday is a scam… You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
- I just bought two kayaks for the price of one… Canoe believe it? (Canoe Jokes)
- Men go shopping to buy what they want… Women go shopping to find out what they want.
- What do you call an amazing Cyber Monday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal. (Cake Jokes)
- How do you get 100% savings on Cyber Monday?… By not purchasing anything!
- Did you hear about the huge Cyber Monday sale they just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal. (Canoe Jokes)
- I hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web… Because I’m going to need to a discount on a new liver after all of that Thanksgiving drinking!
- Did you hear about the group of restless Cyber Monday TVs?… They were ADHD.
- Online shopping sucks… It’s a lot harder to shove a 70-year-old out of the way on the way to a $2 waffle iron deal.
- How is Cyber Monday the opposite of your grandma’s advice?… You’re literally spending it all in one place.
- Why don’t Orcs like to shop online?… They prefer to support local brick and Mordor.
- Wait, Cyber Monday is about shopping?… Apologies to my friends on my chat list.
- I hope your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
- What comes after Cyber Monday?… Buyer’s Remorse Tuesday and Hiding From Your Creditors Wednesday.
- Cyber Monday – the day when you can get a great deal today on something you didn’t want yesterday.
- Why don’t bandaids shop online?… They don’t like getting ripped off.
- Why shouldn’t you camp outside for deals anymore?… Because on Cyber Monday, the only ‘bugs’ one encounters are in the software.
- I’ll be shopping online this Cyber Monday but to get in the shopping mood, I’ll be parking my car a mile from my house and push some people out of the way first.
- I remember when the Monday after Thanksgiving meant back to work. Now it means back to work buying stuff on the internet all day.
- Cyber Monday – the day you spend more money at work than you made at work that day.
- Cyber Monday means broke Tuesday.
- Cyber Monday is the day Americans spend billions of dollars shopping online. The day after is the day they celebrate What The Hell Is All This Junk Wednesday.
- Wouldn’t it be nice if retail therapy was covered by health insurance? (Psychology Jokes)
- What did Shakespeare say when Cyber Monday was over? “Now is the winter of our discount.” (Winter Jokes & Book Jokes)
- How are restaurants and online shopping alike?… You have to give your order to the server.
- What happens when Cyber Monday falls after a Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Cyber Monday deal?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
- I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Cyber Monday… It’s going to be grand. (Computer Jokes)
- Cyber Monday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. (Christmas Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
- I’ve got the deal already worked out – this Cyber Monday, I’m getting a new Lexus for my wife. I think she’s going to be really surprised – but from my perspective, it’s an awesome trade. (Car Jokes)
- Why don’t cats like online shopping on Cyber Monday?… They prefer a cat-alogue.
- What is, followed by It’s Cyber Monday?… Why did I buy that’ Tuesday, Where the heck is my package’ Wedneday, & ‘How do I get a refund’ Thursday!