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  1. What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  2. Where do pizza makers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
  3. Why did Jabba win the pizza eating contest?… Because no one outpizzas the Hutt. ((Star Wars Jokes)
  4. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Star Wars Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  5. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke… But I can’t work out the delivery.
  6. Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  7. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  8. Why buy our pizza?… We knead the dough.
  9. What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?… The delivery.
  10. I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Napping Jokes)
  11. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
  12. What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?… Papa Yawns! (Dad Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  14. Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?… As he was finishing eating, she asked “Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?” (Boxing Jokes)
  15. Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?… Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
  16. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
  17. Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?… Because it was too kneady!
  18. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?… A weir-dough.
  19. If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Cheese Jokes)
  20. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day… I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Hawaii Jokes)
  21. You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one… That’s the domino effect… (Psychology Jokes)
  22. What is Homer Simpson’s favorite part of a pizza?… The Doh.