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- Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best pirate jokes!
- Which two football teams played in the Pirate Super Bowl?… The Seahawks and the Buccaneers. (Football Jokes)
- Who is the leader of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?… Captain Hook! (Football Jokes)
- Who is the do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers change?… Davey Jones’ Locker! (Football Jokes)
- Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have fhe best pirate jokes!
- What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Arbor Day Jokes)
- What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day?… Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked. (Father’s Day Jokes)
- Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his dad on Father’s Day?… Because he left the phone off the hook. (Father’s Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pirates? (Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pirate knock-knock joke? (June Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pirate? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Why didn’t the pirate make it to the honor roll when he graduated?… All of his scores were in the C’s. (Graduation Jokes & Pirate Jokes)
- Why didn’t the pirate make it to the dean’s list when he graduated?… All of his scores were in the C’s. (Graduation Jokes)
- Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes, Oreo cookies and pies when they washed up on shore?… It was a desserted island. (Oreo Cookie Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- A guy I met sold me a DVD. It had 3.14 stars. I think it was pi-rated. (Movie Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- How do pirates measure the distance they swim?… In YARRRRRds. (Swimming Jokes)
- A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.” (Shark Jokes)
- What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?… I, I, R, and the seven C’s!
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite country?… AARRRRGGHentina! (Geography Jokes)