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- February Jokes
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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Groundhog Day jokes.
- Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
- What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What do groundhogs put on pancakes?… Hog cabin syrup. (Ground Hog Day Jokes & Vermont Jokes)
- Who would be a great spokesperson for Ground Hog Day?… Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow.
- What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day! (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, ‘I bet you don’t know what day this is?’ ‘Of course I do,’ he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o’clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually the husband came home, tired after a hard day’s work. His wife greeted him by saying: ‘First the flowers, then the chocolates, I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!’ (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
- What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (World Geography Jokes)
- Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine. (Doctor Jokes & Covid Jokes)
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
- Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. (Rain Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog. (Ground Hog Day & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?… Go hog wild.
- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
- How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- What do you call a royal groundhog?… A crowned hog.
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?… Hole milk. (Milk Jokes)
- Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb… But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs. (Australia Day Jokes)
- What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes. (Book Jokes)
- Groundhog day was one of my favorite Bill Murray movies… I can watch it over and over again.
- Punxsutawney Phil makes conservatives out of us all. Every time it snows after February 2, I rethink my position on gun control: “I’m gonna kill that skinking groundhog!” (Election Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?… A roundhog.