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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
  2. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
  3. I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.” (Super Bowl Jokes)
  4. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  5. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work. (Labor Day Jokes)
  6. I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months.
  7. I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
  8. Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time. (Election Jokes)
  9. My clock was really tense about falling back for Daylight Savings… I guess you could say he was all wound up.
  10. Time travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour. (Spring Jokes)
  11. What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial. (Sun Jokes)
  12. Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much?
  13. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  14. I just posted my usual blog against Daylight Saving Time… Like clockwork.
  15. Why was the clock rushed to the hospital?… He fell back for an hour. (Doctor Jokes)
  16. Fall Daylight Savings: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it. (Napping Jokes)
  17. FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Fall Jokes)
  18. SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes…(Spring Jokes)
  19. Who invented Daylight Saving Time?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day. (Labor Day Jokes)
  20. Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings… No time like the present!
  21. I remember back before daylight savings times… Oh how times have changed!
  22. Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  23. When is a lion like a clock?… When they both Spring Forward. (Lion Jokes)