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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Black Friday jokes.
- Black Friday: The day people spend money they don’t have on things they don’t need.
- Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
- All this spending on Black Friday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too!
- Black Friday = Broke Saturday.
- I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving Black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- I’ve saved an absolute fortune this Black Friday… I stayed in.
- A small business owner was upset when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!” He was horrified when another competitor opened up on the other side of him and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading “LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES!” The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read “MAIN ENTRANCE.”
- I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a Black Friday deal… I was blown away. (Fireworks Jokes)
- Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
- What song by the Who is the unofficial song of Black Friday… Bargain. (365 Music Jokes)
- Black Friday is a scam… You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
- I just bought two kayaks for the price of one… Canoe believe it? (Canoe Jokes)
- I went to McDonalds and Wendy’s and Burger Kings and all the fries were burnt!… Then I realized it’s Black Fryday.(Top 50 Coronation Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal. (Cake Jokes)
- What is the Guillotine?… A French chopping center. (French Revolution Jokes)
- Did you hear about the huge Black Friday sale they just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal. (Canoe Jokes)
- What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
- Black Friday Family Tips: “Now remember what I taught you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there and make Grandma proud!”
- I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday… It’s going to be grand. (Computer Jokes)
- I actually enjoy Black Friday. It’s the one day I know exactly where all the nut jobs are and how to avoid them.
- I’ve got the deal already worked out – this Black Friday, I’m getting a new Lexus for my wife. I think she’s going to be really surprised – but from my perspective, it’s an awesome trade. (Car Jokes)