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  1. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
  3. What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom(World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  4. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes / Iced Tea Jokes / Tea Jokes)
  5. America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the harbor! (4th of July Jokes)
  6. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  7. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  8. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football. (Football Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  9. May the Fourth be With You Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you!
  10. I’m throwing a 4th of July hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  11. What do children treat their fathers to on the 4th of July?… Pops-icles. (Dad Jokes & Popsicle Jokes)
  12. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  13. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  14. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  15. What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE! (4th of July Jokes)
  16. If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (South Dakota Jokes)
  17. Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: On the bottom! (American Revolution Jokes)
  18. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner. (Flag Day Jokes)
  19. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
  20. America: Hey England, Happy Fourth of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the harbor! (4th of July Jokes)
  21. Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.” Student: “False. It was written in ink.” (American Revolution Jokes)
  22. What is George Washington’s favorite football team?… The New England Patriots. (NFL Jokes)