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World’s Best Thanksgiving Jokes
We have discovered 180 Thanksgiving Jokes! They are very funny. We thought we would list the best of the best here. We cut the jokes where they are not that funny!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what is the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?… Masked potatoes. (Doctor Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
- Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Turkey Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- A first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving.” Little Johnny’s began, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.” (Elementary School Jokes)
- A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?” (Bird Jokes)
- A grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’ One of the grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’ (Pilgrim Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Hunting Jokes)