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More Jokes for the First Day of School…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best jokes for the first day of school!
  2. The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  3. It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him into the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior. “Now,” he said, “are there any questions?” One girl stood up timidly. “Please, sir,” she asked, “may we have our teacher back?” (Principal Jokes)
  4. What did the math teacher have for dessert in the 1st day of school?… Pi. (Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  5. Teacher: I’ll be teaching you English this year and there are two words that I will not permit on any of your writing assignments. One is “cool” and the other is “lousy.” Student: Okay, what are the words?
  6. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  7. Show me a kid who likes the first day at school and I’ll show you a kid who likes to get his lip caught under a manhole cover.
  8. Some kids enjoy buying school supplies. To me, it’s like buying your own dental instruments.
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer vacation – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)