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More Jokes for the First Day of School…

  1. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Jokes for the 1st Day of School / Bear Jokes)
  2. The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  3. I show up on the 1st day of school with a full pencil box and an empty head.
  4. Why did the broom get in trouble on the 1st day of school?… Because it was sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4 ! B-4 who?… B-4 you go to bed, pick your clothes for the 1st day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  6. The first day of school wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school…. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  7. What tool did the boy bring to his first math class?…  Multi-plyers. (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  8. What did the math teacher have for dessert in the 1st day of school?… Pi. (Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  9. How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom on the 1st day of school?… His keys were inside the piano! (Music Jokes)
  10. What food do math teachers eat on the 1st day of school?… Square meals! (Math Jokes for Kids)