February Full Moon Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full Snow Moon jokes.
  2. My favorite phase of the Snow Moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
  3. Why wasn’t the Snow Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  4. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Snow Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  5. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
  6. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  7. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  8. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  9. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
  11. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  12. Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  13. “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?”… Nah, it’s just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
  14. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
  15. How did the leprechaun go to the moon?… In a sham-rocket. (Leprechaun Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  16. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
  17. When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon”
  18. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?… It’s an easier target. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  19. Why is he moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
  20. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  21. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  22. So the Apollo missions found insects on the moon… Lunatics.
  23. Charlie Brown says he is going to kick the football clear to the ____…. moon. (Charlie Brown Trivia)
  24. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side? (Top Geography Jokes)
  26. What is as old as the earth and new every month?… The moon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  27. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
  28. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
  29. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location. (Movie Jokes)
  30. The moon landing was obviously fake. Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
  31. What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock.
  32. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  33. Three astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land… It was a full moon.