Constitution Day Jokes

by | Sep 16, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes, Teaching US History

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Top U.S. History Jokes & Constitution Day Jokes

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about the Constitution.
  2. Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
  3. I got caught with a copy of the Constitution… I swear I read it for the articles. (Constitution Jokes) 
  4. I’m not sure I can tell you word-for-word what the 2nd Amendment is… But I’ll take a shot at it!
  5. I went to the NRA and told them the 2nd amendment is worthless… They were triggered.
  6. How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
  7. “The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms,” I told the officer and he said, “Where’s the rest of the bear?” (Bear Jokes & Police Jokes)
  8. Why did Yogi like the second amendment?… Because he loved his bear arms. (Bear Jokes)
  9. Second Amendment If you are against the second amendment, you could get fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. What’s a bird’s favorite amendment?… Freedom of SCREECH! (Bird Jokes)
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Constitution? (Social Studies Jokes)
  12. I can’t believe the girls at school can’t wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment… Don’t they have a right to bare arms? (High School Jokes & College Jokes)
  13. I’ve been told I have a Supreme Court figure… No appeal. (Lawyer Jokes)
  14. There’s an amendment in America for people to wear T-shirts… I call it “The Right To Bare Arms”
  15. What’s the first amendment in Super Mario’s constitution?… Freedom of Peach.
  16. The gyms must remain open… The Constitution guarantees freedom of the press.
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Constitution knock-knock joke?
  18. Between the First Amendment’s freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment’s no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying “some assembly required, battery not included.”
  19. Why couldn’t Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign?… She was let down by a weak Constitution. (Election Jokes)
  20. Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution… Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Constitution knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  22. Why did the hunter cut off the grizzly bear’s arms?… Because according to the 2nd amendment…..the hunter has the right to bear arms.
  23. I’m glad I have my 2nd Amendment right to bear arms… Otherwise, I’d have been amputated at birth.
  24. Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.     
  25. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
  26. What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?… A bald beagle! (Bird Jokes)
  27. What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
  28. I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was ‘outstanding’. Although it’s lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can’t even remember sending one in