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  1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best peanut jokes!
  2. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes / Zoo Jokes / Labor Day Jokes)
  3. I just made a playlist for hiking in California. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes Peanut Jokes)
  4. I can’t read Charlie Brown comics anymore… Turns out I’m allergic to peanuts. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  5. What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?… A jellyfish.
  6. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?…  I’m nut telling you. You might spread it! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about peanuts? 
  8. As much as they tried, the ladies couldn’t get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor… He was a bit of a wall nut.
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good peanut knock-knock joke?
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good peanuts knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)