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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about smiles.
- Why do Grandpas smile all the time?… Because they can’t hear a word you’re saying! (Grandparent Jokes)
- Why is Grandpa always smiling at Grandma?… Because he cannot hear anything she says and doesn’t want to upset her.
- If you aren’t cracking a smile while hiking on the mountain… then you need to have a little change in altitude! (Hiking Jokes)
- What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)
- When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes & 365 School Jokes)
- How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese!! (Cheese Jokes)
- What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque.
- A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue.” (Tree Jokes)
- Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth. (Dentist Jokes & Hunting Jokes)
- Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown! (Social Studies Jokes)
- What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (Dentist Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- Want to hear something that’ll make you smile?… Your face muscles.
- What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back. (Travel Blogs)
- I was sitting at the bar alone the other day, then a pretty lady asked me if the seat is taken with a gentle smile on her face. So I said “of course not, by all means, have a seat” “Thank you so much”, she replied And proceeded to take the chair.
- He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
- Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you smile alone.
- Smiles are contagious… Wear a mask.
- Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself (Summer Jokes)
- Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Saw a beautiful girl on bus and I smiled, it didn’t creep her out… Wearing mask does help.
- How do you make a group of lawyers smile for a photo?… Just say, fees!