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Super Hero Jokes
- What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
- Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Ock from Spiderman! (October Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What is a Spiderman’s favorite part of the joke?… The “punch” line! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What job did Spider Man apply for on Indeed?… Web developer.
- Spider Man gets a job in the CIA. What does the officer tell him?… Spy-there-man.
- Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?… Fly fishing. (Fishing Jokes for Kids)
- Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?… He knows how to catch flies. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
- Why is Spider Man so good at comebacks?… Because with great power comes great response ability.
- What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?… Don’t bug me. (Superhero Jokes)
- If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together. Would they call it Amazon Web Services?
- I tried to call Spider Man… but he was busy browsing in the web!
- What is Spider-Man’s favorite day of the week?… Flyday.
- What was Spider Man’s major in college?… Web Design. (College Jokes)
- Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?… To take it out for a spin. (Car Jokes)
- What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?… Web-ruary. (February Jokes)
- Why was Aunt May worried about Spider-Man?… He was spending too much time on the web!
- Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?… He spent too much time on the web. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What is Doc Ock’s favorite month?… Ock-tober. (October Jokes)
- What does Peter Parker call LEGO Spiderman?… His alter-LEGO!
- Do you know what spiderman would name his dog?… Peter barker. (Dog Jokes)
- Who gets travel sick when he tries to destroy New York?…The Green Goblin! (New York Jokes)
- What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?… A Spin-Off.
- Where did Black Widow and Spider-Man first meet?… On the web! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?… Cobwebs. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- What did Doc Ock do at the bank?… Commit armed robbery!
- What do you call Spiderman with 4 legs?… Half a spider, man.
- What’s a Spider-Man tongue twister?… Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers.
- What would you call Spiderman if he was Dinosaur man instead?… Jurassic Parker. (Dinosaur Jokes)
- How is Spider-Man like a toy top?… He’s always spinning.
- How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?… The World Wide Web. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?… Peter Pan. (Disney Jokes)
- How does Spider-Man communicate with other superheroes?… The world wide web. (Super Heroes Jokes)
- Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?… He’s afraid of krypto-night. (Superman Jokes)
- What does Spider-Man put in his drink?… Just ice.
- Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?… Because he has bat breath. (Batman Jokes)
- What is a Spiderman’s favorite drink?… Fruit punch!
- Where did Spider-Man get his powers from?… The World Wide Web.
- Why is Superman stupid?… Because he wears his underwear over his pants. (Superman Jokes)
- Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?… Because he wears his underwear over his head.
- What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?… An “arm” ored car! (Biology Jokes)
- Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?… Because they heard he’s a web developer.
- How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?… Energetically!
- What does Spiderman do when he’s not fighting crime?… Web Development.
- What’s the difference between Spiderman and a unicorn?… Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
- What month does Spider-Man hate?…Ock-tober! (October Jokes)
- What is spidermans favorite road?… Peter parkway.
- What’s the one thing Spiderman can’t eat?… Uncle Ben’s rice.
- Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?… They don’t peel so good.
- What baseball position does Spider-Man like most?… The outfield because he catches the most flies. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
- What does Spiderman use when he wants to be stealthy?… The Dark Web.
- Why did Spider Man open a retirement account?… He wanted to turn his Spidey cents into Spidey dollars.
- Why didn’t Spider-Man save the day?… He couldn’t get out of the bath!
- What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman?… Pony Park. (Iron Man Jokes)
- What disorder will Spider Man get as he ages?… Peter Parkinsons.
- What is Spiderman’s perfect job?… A web designer.
- Guess which Avenger paid the least taxes this year?… Spider Man, because his entire income was net income.
- Why does Spider-Man always flush the toilet?… Because it’s his doody!
- Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?… Uncle Ben.
- Did you know Spiderman teaches a college course?… Web Design.