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More “South Dakota Jokes”

  1. What rock group has 4 members that can’t sing?… Mount Rushmore! (Music Jokes)
  2. If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (4th of July Jokes)
  3. I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents’ faces were carved into it… It’s natural beauty was unpresidented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  4. If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed?… Four counts of defacing a national monument. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  5. Why do construction crews on Mt. Rushmore have such a hard time figuring out who the boss is?… Because it’s covered with foremen. (Labor Day Jokes)
  6. South Dakota has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “S” and “D”
  7. Where is the worst vacation spot in America?… the “BAD” lands. (Travel Blogs)
  8. What important historical fact can one learn from Mount Rushmore?… The best American Presidents were stoned. (Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  9. What did Lake Sheridan say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in South Dakota)
  10. What is the tallest building in?… South Dakota State Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)