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  1. Why did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!
  2. Hobbits are really good people… they don’t look down on anyone.
  3. Movie Review: The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry. (Movie Jokes)
  4. What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles! (Bird Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  5. I’m throwing a hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
  6. Who’s going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?… Elijah Would. (Movie Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  7. Where do Hobbits ride horses?… At the Frodeo! (Horse Jokes)
  8. Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA… The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring. (Movie Jokes & Biology Jokes for Teachers)
  9. What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?… Dep-archers. (Archery Jokes & Robin Hood Jokes)
  10. Gandalf was very unhappy at work… He couldn’t find his staff! (Labor Day Jokes