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  1. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
  2. How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  3. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (180 School Jokes)
  4. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
  5. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (Chicken Jokes)
  6. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up! (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  7. What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space?… One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world. (Astronomy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  8. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  9. If you crossed a vegetable with our first president, what would you get… George Squashington. (Farming Jokes & Inauguration Jokes)
  10. So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & Christmas Wreath Jokes)