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More Ant Jokes…

  1. Why don’t anteaters get sick?… Because they are full of antibodies! (Biology Jokes)
  2. What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Crayon Jokes)
  3. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies.(Memorial Day Jokes)
  4. What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Elephant Jokes)
  5. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  6. Why are ants bad at spelling?… They only know Conson-ants. (Grammar Jokes)
  7. Why was the baby ant confused?… Because all his uncles were ants.
  8. What do you call an ant who skips school?… A truant! (180 School Jokes)
  9. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?… An independant. (Grammar Jokes)
  10. Who is the most famous French ant?… Napoleant! (World Geography Jokes)