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More Witch Jokes… & Top 10 Halloween Jokes
- Where can you find witches on Friday the 13th?… The scary-go-round.
- How do you make a witch itch on Halloween?… You take away the W. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- What type of spells do Irish witches cast?… Lucky charms.
- This book of spells was useless… The author forgot to run spell check.
- Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook?… It was written in curse-ive.
- There was a third off all book titles at the local book store, so I bought a copy of The Lion, The Witch. (Lion Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- What do witches say when they are gossiping ?… Spell the tea! (Tea Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?… Bee-witched! (Halloween Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- What is the Witch-king’s favorite book?… The Grapes of Wraith! (Book Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!
- What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
- Why is it difficult to teach two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which!
- A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- Why did the witch paint her toenails orange?… So she could hide in the pumpkin patch. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- Witches make the best editors because they always run spell check. (Book Jokes)
- Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th.
- While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
- What would you find on a frozen haunted beach?… An ice cream sand-witch! (Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes)
- What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling! (Witch Jokes)
- A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What is the problem with two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! (Biology Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- What do you call witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches. (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Why did the broom get a poor grade in middle school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
- Why was the warlock so bad at math?… He never knew WITCH equation to use. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What would you find on a haunted beach?… A sand-witch! (Sandwich Jokes)
- In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. (Golf Jokes)